The Forum

The STLCC administration has announced a new project that seeks to save the school money on bathroom supplies by replacing the toilet paper in every stall with a single piece of white string dangling from the ceiling. The measure is expected to save the school over $10,000 a year, or roughly the salary of an entire adjunct professor...

A crime against humanity reportedly occurred in a Florissant Valley psychology class the week of the 13th when an STLCC student, who shall remain unidentified amidst an ongoing investigation, loudly announced that they had to go take a piss roughly 30 minutes into a lecture on abnormal human development...

In a historic deal, and a surprise to many, Congress passed the bipartisan Stoned Age Act following an overwhelming House vote of 400 to 27, with eight abstaining. The landmark law deschedules marijuana, formerly a Schedule I drug, while officially classifying Flintstones Vitamins, a popular brand of chewable over-the-counter vitamin supplements, as a Schedule I drug in the place of the newly legalized substance...